I just looked in my spam folder and ...... what a surprising range of crap there was in there.
One of the lovely things about my husband is that he is responsible for all spiced ham-related matters. In fact, I only found out we had such a repository when he mentioned it apropos some email we actually wanted several months ago. Thus, I have never actually looked in a spammery before. I just looked - we got about 10 items yesterday alone. Is this big? Is this small? Who knows!
I was somewhat surprised at the sheer range of it. Going from general discussion I thought it was going to be all penis-enhancements, viagra and cut-price deals on wives available today. There was certainly some of that but so much else - who knew I was so employable, for one. Not just job offers, but all those people who apparently live near me, or want to sell me imaginary financial products. I have no idea who Anthony is, successful or otherwise, and I am pretty confident he is lying when he tells me he wants to pay me some money. Does your mother know about this business, Anthony?
I think my favourites contain a plea in the first line, "Please click 'not spam' if delivered to spam folder." Bad luck! They look like spam, they smell like spam, and should I have a dog I wanted killed who was willing to try it, they probably taste like spam. "I am sorry it's your dying breath little feller, but was it faintly porky?"
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