... I spend quite a lot of time on the toilet pulling burs out of the cat's tail.
... on an average day, exploration of the girl's hair would yield several globs of jam and 1/2 cup of sand glued in with sunburn cream.
... my darling husband once let our crawling baby eat duck shit. When questioned about the wisdom of the practice, he said "she only ate one bit."
|A wood duck. Not so tasty poo, apparently.|
... I haven't cleaned the laundry floor in so long it seems too dirty to attempt.
... in the time of my previous cat, a close examination of the area around the back door would reveal several dessicated mouse noses, because apparently they weren't that tasty.